Wednesday, December 27, 2006

2006 Year in Review

Christmas is over, a disappointing New Years Eve party is still days away, James Brown is dead. It’s a boring week. Luckily it’s also the last week of 2006, meaning it’s time for the year in review.

Personally, it was a good year, full of experience and growing and self-actualization, and I got two iPods for Christmas. I’m not sure what everyone else did in ’06, but I’m pretty confident this means mine was better than yours.

As for how “the world” fared in 2006, I think it’s fair to say it had its ups and downs, although on the whole it was better than years past. No hurricanes, tsunamis, presidential reelections or Deuce Bigalow installments. The economy strengthened (I think, don’t fact check me) and the government addressed a different kind of War on Terror – trans fats. And while I’m sure that about sums up all 361 days, why not go overboard and post a few defining moments, some statistical trivia, and anything else I can find by Googling “crazy+shit+2006.” If there’s anything you’d like me to address that you think I might forget, email it over and I’ll be sure to include it. Because more than anything I’m a man of the people. And chances are if it happened more than two weeks ago it’s off my radar. Stay tuned.


Blogger Some Chick said...

Two IPODs Dan, that's a bit gluttonous.
Why don't you give one to that little African boy without a myspace page whose pic you posted a few weeks ago.

December 27, 2006 at 12:24:00 PM EST  
Blogger Dan said...

Because I need the small one for when I go to the gym. Plus they don't have music in Africa. Yes, it's sad, but I'm not going to rub it in their face with an iPod.

December 27, 2006 at 12:37:00 PM EST  
Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

You should review the whole Michael Richards thing. Ya know, I don't think I've heard anything about that whole mess on the Internet. You could be the first.

Gerald Ford was delicious.

December 27, 2006 at 1:14:00 PM EST  
Blogger Dan said...

. . . and I'm gay.

December 27, 2006 at 1:32:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

James Brown is dead. All other news is but a footnote. Ain't nothing funky about JB in the ground.

December 27, 2006 at 2:15:00 PM EST  
Blogger Homeless Blogger said...


December 27, 2006 at 2:39:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please talk about ALL the fucking vaginas -everywhere! Dear god, I have seen places in Britney, Paris, Lindsey et al. that only their gynos should see.

When did showing your labia lips become a statement - other than the statement "I can be rented for $20 an hour. Buyer beware: I come with diseases. Literally."

December 27, 2006 at 3:29:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The interesting question is, since famous people die in threes, who is the third in the James Brown/Gerald Ford/???? triumverate?
I think it's going to be the Donald. It fills out the balance well. Music legend/President/Business Leader. Plus with all the effort he's making to be idiotic by commenting on other people while that hideous toupee is blowing in the wind is just asking for a lightning bolt from above.

Just my thought.


December 27, 2006 at 3:29:00 PM EST  
Blogger sleepyrn said...

Sorry, I win:
ipod, nintendo DS, AND my first grandchild (I had my daughter when I was 10 and she is only nine so clearly I am too young to be a grandmother!!!!).

2006 has been a very good year

December 27, 2006 at 5:16:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy underaged sex batman. 10 and 9? that is fucking crazy. So that makes you a grandmother at 19?????? Jesus h. That is the craziest story i've heard all 2006....honestly. Man alive...

December 27, 2006 at 10:02:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully 'sleepyrn' is just really bad at math, or typing, and isn't actually a grandmother at 19. I'd like to remain blissfully ignorant of whether nine year-olds are physically capable of giving birth.

December 28, 2006 at 11:59:00 AM EST  
Blogger My Novelty Organ said...

"a disappointing new years eve party"...?

what the balls dan, what the balls? is this a test to see if im reading? the answer to that question better be yes, thats all i'll say about that.

December 29, 2006 at 12:56:00 AM EST  
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