Mozart, an iguana stuck with a permanent erection six days after a mating session at a Belgian zoo, may have to have his penis amputated if the condition does not improve.
Even if an amputation is deemed necessary, Mozart will still be able to reproduce, because male iguanas have two penises, a scientist added.
Unfortunately (for myself, my girlfriend, and modern science) I was born with only one penis. While I have done reasonably well for myself with my one, I can only imagine the joy of two. I think if I had two penises, here is what I would do:
Use the first one as usual, and use the second one to slap this guy across the face: