German cannibal tells of fantasy
Armin Meiwes, accused of killing, dissecting and eating another man, has gone on trial in central Germany.
The 41-year-old computer technician is charged with murder, even though the victim [Mr Brandes] allegedly volunteered for his fate by replying to an internet advert.
Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together.
Brooke: “That guy ate his own flambéed cock. I'm pretty sure I would think that was even grosser if I understood what flambéed meant.”
Me: http://tntn.essortment.com/howtoflambee_rgxb.htm
Brooke: “Oh, it's cock covered in alcohol -- delish!”
Me: “Did you not get to the part where you set it on fire?”
Brooke: “When you put the cock in your mouth, then you can decide how you want it prepared.”
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That one's a keeper, Dan. Brooke sounds like a keeper too.
Brooke, I agree. Unequivocally.
Your poor mother.
Your girlfriend rocks!!!
for what it's worth, at least that guy doesn't look like a total weirdo...aside from that Jack Nicholson creep-smile/grin thing.
ya know what, scratch that, he's terrifying.
just tell brooke you WOULD put your own cock in your mouth if it wasn't so hard.
That guy Armin sounds vaguely familiar to the old “Butcher of Tompkins Square” incident from 1989, when a man named Daniel Rakowitz, killed his girlfriend, Monika Beerle, gutted her, may have cooked her, then fed her as soup to the homeless of Tompkins Square…
Yes, it’s true…
http://www.thevillager.com/villager_60/psychiatristrakowitz.html
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9502E1DA153BF93BA35754C0A9629C8B63
Sometimes I get confused between flambée and fondue -- I expect had he been a Swiss cannibal or something he might have fondue'd it. That seems much more polite.
Well said Brooke, well said.
the lesson here is: Germans are perverts.
The other lesson here: cocks taste great with alcohol!
I am not reading the blog until something is written that is worthy of your intelligence. Any moran can write this crap.
Even Joanie?
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PS. It's spelled moron, you douche.
i prefer cock au vin, myself.
(i'm sorry, i just couldn't resist the ever-so-obvious pun).
i love this blog.
*Jaw agape*
Who VOLUNTEERS to have their willy whacked off? Oh wait...
Don't you think it'd be really chewy?
Brooke is awesome.
oh my god, that story was soo disgusting.
I love this blog.
Sorry, but where's the murder part? Did he die from having his willie cut off? Or did he die from the taste of his own willie? OR did he die from his willie being under cooked???(See FDA warning about consuming undercooked meat)
When DID the death occur????
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