Thursday, January 25, 2007

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German cannibal tells of fantasy

Armin Meiwes, accused of killing, dissecting and eating another man, has gone on trial in central Germany.

The 41-year-old computer technician is charged with murder, even though the victim [Mr Brandes] allegedly volunteered for his fate by replying to an internet advert.

Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together.

Brooke: “That guy ate his own flambéed cock. I'm pretty sure I would think that was even grosser if I understood what flambéed meant.”

Me: http://tntn.essortment.com/howtoflambee_rgxb.htm

Brooke: “Oh, it's cock covered in alcohol -- delish!”

Me: “Did you not get to the part where you set it on fire?”

Brooke: “When you put the cock in your mouth, then you can decide how you want it prepared.”

20 Comments:

Blogger HomeImprovementNinja said...

That one's a keeper, Dan. Brooke sounds like a keeper too.

January 25, 2007 at 11:51:00 AM EST  
Blogger Miss Nines said...

Brooke, I agree. Unequivocally.

January 25, 2007 at 12:00:00 PM EST  
Blogger Meow said...

Your poor mother.

January 25, 2007 at 12:10:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your girlfriend rocks!!!

January 25, 2007 at 12:32:00 PM EST  
Blogger nyeK said...

for what it's worth, at least that guy doesn't look like a total weirdo...aside from that Jack Nicholson creep-smile/grin thing.

ya know what, scratch that, he's terrifying.

January 25, 2007 at 12:40:00 PM EST  
Blogger Brandon said...

just tell brooke you WOULD put your own cock in your mouth if it wasn't so hard.

January 25, 2007 at 12:46:00 PM EST  
Blogger Beehive Hairdresser said...

That guy Armin sounds vaguely familiar to the old “Butcher of Tompkins Square” incident from 1989, when a man named Daniel Rakowitz, killed his girlfriend, Monika Beerle, gutted her, may have cooked her, then fed her as soup to the homeless of Tompkins Square…

Yes, it’s true…

http://www.thevillager.com/villager_60/psychiatristrakowitz.html

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9502E1DA153BF93BA35754C0A9629C8B63

January 25, 2007 at 12:49:00 PM EST  
Blogger Jay said...

Sometimes I get confused between flambée and fondue -- I expect had he been a Swiss cannibal or something he might have fondue'd it. That seems much more polite.

January 25, 2007 at 12:57:00 PM EST  
Blogger The Single Girl said...

Well said Brooke, well said.

January 25, 2007 at 12:59:00 PM EST  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

the lesson here is: Germans are perverts.

January 25, 2007 at 1:34:00 PM EST  
Blogger Kelly said...

The other lesson here: cocks taste great with alcohol!

January 25, 2007 at 1:40:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not reading the blog until something is written that is worthy of your intelligence. Any moran can write this crap.

January 25, 2007 at 2:41:00 PM EST  
Blogger Brandon said...

Even Joanie?

January 25, 2007 at 2:45:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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January 25, 2007 at 2:47:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS. It's spelled moron, you douche.

January 25, 2007 at 2:48:00 PM EST  
Blogger Lady said...

i prefer cock au vin, myself.

(i'm sorry, i just couldn't resist the ever-so-obvious pun).

i love this blog.

January 25, 2007 at 2:55:00 PM EST  
Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

*Jaw agape*

Who VOLUNTEERS to have their willy whacked off? Oh wait...

January 25, 2007 at 4:05:00 PM EST  
Blogger SoberCityGirl said...

Don't you think it'd be really chewy?

Brooke is awesome.

January 25, 2007 at 4:19:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god, that story was soo disgusting.
I love this blog.

January 25, 2007 at 8:17:00 PM EST  
Blogger DevilsHeaven said...

Sorry, but where's the murder part? Did he die from having his willie cut off? Or did he die from the taste of his own willie? OR did he die from his willie being under cooked???(See FDA warning about consuming undercooked meat)
When DID the death occur????

January 30, 2007 at 10:25:00 AM EST  

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