Monday, February 12, 2007

Monday Afternoon Sad Story of a Chicken Who Dreamed Too Big

(Courtesy of Edward Monkton is a great man.)


Blogger SAILOR MOON said...

hmmmm interesting . Dan the Man, check it out - how do i get a new counter for my site - with the move to Beta blog my site counter doesnt work anymore . what to do?

Sailor moon - you are my ficticious Darian....hmmmm a girl can dream..yvtrd

February 12, 2007 at 2:49:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it.

Hello, Scott.

February 12, 2007 at 3:03:00 PM EST  
Blogger NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I like the double meaning of the word "chicken" used in this little proverb. Okay, now get back to the anal sex posts! Just kidding.

February 12, 2007 at 4:19:00 PM EST  
Blogger Rebecca said...


Sorry. I may or may not be a bit obsessed with him, even if I haven't stalked him (yet). I do have an email from him. And have tried to force Brits to bring me his stuff. And framed a calendar of his. One of my favorites is: "The plate is happy, but the toast hasn't slept well and is seeking revenge." It's great.

February 12, 2007 at 4:59:00 PM EST  
Blogger Jenni said...

But how do we REEAALLLLYYY know that chicken's want to fly?

They may just be content staying on the ground pecking at seeds and laying eggs.

I know I would be if I were a chicken.

It's kind of like how I dream of being a celebrity, someone of fame and fortune, however I am content watching them on TV and making fun of their stupid dim-witted drama- filled lame lives.

So therefore, I side with the chicken as both flying and celebrities are famously over-rated.

February 12, 2007 at 6:00:00 PM EST  
Blogger nyeK said...

I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for it, or motivated to dream big.
Either way, chicken's delicious.

February 12, 2007 at 6:45:00 PM EST  
Blogger Miss Nines said...

Monkton's stuff is so clever. I do believe I'll be giving his pieces to friends for birthdays now.

Thanks for the tip, Dan.

Oh, Monkton's bank account just told me tell you thank you as well.

February 12, 2007 at 7:56:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Samantha said...

Greetings from Singapore! :D

I love this post!

February 12, 2007 at 8:31:00 PM EST  
Blogger Janet said...

My new desktop, Along with the Penguin of death and the Pig of Happiness.

God, I can't thank you enough for the introduction.

February 13, 2007 at 9:37:00 AM EST  
Blogger mm said...

mmmmmm, now I'm in the mood for chicken wings.

February 13, 2007 at 10:15:00 AM EST  
Blogger Jay said...

I pity the buffalo and his own flightless wings.

February 13, 2007 at 12:34:00 PM EST  
Blogger karla said...

Man, that chicken is fucked.

February 13, 2007 at 1:22:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of British friends of mine gave a Monkton card once and ever since I've been obsessed. He's brill!

February 13, 2007 at 3:03:00 PM EST  

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