Monday, May 21, 2007

60 Minutes in Heaven

(click picture for video)

Rat 1: “Where were you?”

Rat 2: “The guy in the white coat took me to the other cage for some tests.”

Rat 1: “Are you alright? You don’t look so good?”

Rat 2: “I feel a little weird.”

Rat 1: “Here, have some water.”

Rat 2: “Ew, that water? It’s been sitting out for days. And the woodchips over there are all soggy and gross.”

Rat 1: “What are you talking about, we always drink that water.”

Rat 2: “This place is a mess, you know that?”

Rat 1: “A mess? It’s looks the same as it always does.”

Rat 2: “So what do you want to do tonight?”

Rat 1: “I don’t know, run on the wheel. Sleep. The usual.”

Rat 2: “That wheel is so boring. Let’s do something fun.”

Rat 1: “Like what?”

Rat 2: “Let’s dance!”

Rat 1: “We’re rats. We don’t dance. We eat and we sleep.”

Rat 2: “Oh my God, do we have any ice cream? Not like I should eat it; I’m such a fatty.”

Rat 1: “You’re acting really–“

Rat 2: “Do you think there’s any of that MDMA left? From those tests a few weeks ago? That sounds delish.”

Rat 1: “I think you need to go take a nap. They gave you something strong this time.”

Rat 2: “OK, I’ll take a nap. But only if you take one with me.”

Rat 1: “This is ridiculous. I’m going on the wheel.”

Rat 2: “I’ll miss you.”


Blogger mm said...

Rats deserve love, too.

May 21, 2007 at 5:01:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Hoosier Joe said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

May 21, 2007 at 10:09:00 PM EDT  
Blogger dmbmeg said...

Did you see how turned on Leslie Stahl got? That is one kinky bitch!

May 21, 2007 at 10:48:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Mr. Shain said...

Did you see the pomade in the back of the cage...? I think they're BOTH gay.

May 21, 2007 at 11:25:00 PM EDT  
Blogger k said...


I'm sorry, but was his name DOCTOR BREEDLOVE?

Talk about being predisposed...

May 22, 2007 at 1:04:00 AM EDT  
Blogger DevilsHeaven said...

Rat porn, way to go with the hard hitting story 60 minutes.

May 22, 2007 at 9:30:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Rune said...

Why do those rats look like cows....gays cows.

May 22, 2007 at 11:00:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous jazz said...

that's really funny man.

adding to that, ur pic reminded me of aston kutcher..kinda cute.

May 25, 2007 at 1:23:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Caitlyn said...

Um, I actually did this research in undergrad.

And the best part is, even the most serious of my research professors were doing the limp-arm gestures and talking with a lisp. One of them actually grabbed a rat and made him do a jig to that Rent song.

Psychologists are crazy.

August 19, 2007 at 11:55:00 PM EDT  
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