Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Autopsy Reveals Jerry Falwall Was Gay

Cause of death: Irony!


Blogger Ace Cowboy said...

In one day he went from a founder of the Moral Majority to a rank and file member of the Completely Silent Majority. Tough day.

Falwell, what a gay.

May 15, 2007 at 4:23:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Hoosier Joe said...

I have a theory that Falwell went to heaven because, even though he was an ass, he was very big into the whole “church” deal. Unfortunately for him, he got into a huge argument with St. Peter about immigration and allowing godless illegals into Heaven, he wouldn’t talk to Jesus because his flowing robes and long hair made him look like “a fruitcake” and he got into a huge argument with God, ultimately labeling him “not Christian enough” for the Moral Majority. Which is how he now resides in hell, where Satan is now starting to wonder whether or not taking “every” sinner is such a good idea.

May 15, 2007 at 4:44:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Brandon said...

Eh oh!
Bye Bye!
Big Hug!

Televangelists love each other very much.

May 15, 2007 at 5:18:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Signalite said...

Amen and goodnight!

May 15, 2007 at 6:31:00 PM EDT  
Blogger sleepyrn said...

I would love to be a fly on the wall when he has to meet his maker and answer for his actions....oooooooo,
he's in trouble!!

May 15, 2007 at 9:08:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out TMZ.com!!!

May 15, 2007 at 9:24:00 PM EDT  
Blogger HomeImprovementNinja said...

Well, I thought the strangest thing he is ever said was that abortionists and gays were resposnsible for 9/11. I always thought it was the Saudis.*

*Although, according to some websites it was either:
1) Israel (in order to make muslims look bad)
2) The CIA (in order make Bush look good)
3) Donald Trump (in order to redevelop the WTC)
4) my crazy sudanese neighbor (because he's an asshole).

May 16, 2007 at 11:55:00 AM EDT  
Blogger JP said...

Love it...
I hope he's getting sodomized by Liberace.
Poor Liberace.

May 16, 2007 at 6:51:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just sad South Park's in reruns because I'd LOVE to see their take on this.

May 17, 2007 at 8:54:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous eric the beehivehairdresser said...

I wonder if the medical examiner will find that stick up Fawell's ass.

May 17, 2007 at 6:39:00 PM EDT  

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