I believe in a lot of things, like the iron fist of justice and not wearing white pants after Labor Day. I also believe that everyone deserves a second chance, especially if you are pretty. Because being pretty is God’s way of saying, “You’re special.” Don’t get me wrong, ugly people are important, too. They are the ones we use to teach lessons, such as “Sometimes in life you don’t get a second chance.”
All I’m saying is, let’s not be so hard on the hot girl. As you can see from this clip from her appearance on the Today Show (which coincidentally aired TODAY) she does in fact know why 20% of U.S. Americans don’t know where the United States is on a map. And the answer might surprise you . . .
BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE MAPS. You know, they say that genius often lies in simplicity. And I say that simplicity lies in South Carolina.
(Her actual body.)