Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Miss South Carolina Answers Question Again; Does Surprisingly Better

I believe in a lot of things, like the iron fist of justice and not wearing white pants after Labor Day. I also believe that everyone deserves a second chance, especially if you are pretty. Because being pretty is God’s way of saying, “You’re special.” Don’t get me wrong, ugly people are important, too. They are the ones we use to teach lessons, such as “Sometimes in life you don’t get a second chance.”

All I’m saying is, let’s not be so hard on the hot girl. As you can see from this clip from her appearance on the Today Show (which coincidentally aired TODAY) she does in fact know why 20% of U.S. Americans don’t know where the United States is on a map. And the answer might surprise you . . .

BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE MAPS. You know, they say that genius often lies in simplicity. And I say that simplicity lies in South Carolina.

Caitlin Upton

(Her actual body.)


Blogger Green said...

Sorry, but I still maintain that she's a fucking moron. It's not like this is her job and she found out when she arrived at work she'd have to give a surprise presentation to millions of people. She has coaches who are supposed to prepare her for the Q&A portion. They should be fired.

I wish Matt Lauer had asked her while on the Today show for a better answer.

August 28, 2007 at 1:29:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Steven said...

She's more famous now then she ever would be if she won that damn pageant (and, Donald Trump wouldn't be her boss).

She's brilliant.

August 28, 2007 at 4:00:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Tara said...

Is it white pants that you're not supposed to wear after Labor Day or white shoes? Or is it both? If you go on a trip to a tropical climate during the winter, are you THEN allowed to wear white pants?

(This is important information -the wear-ability of my white linen pants is in question and we are rapidly approaching Labor Day.)

August 28, 2007 at 4:04:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Leezer said...

She probably shops at Ann Taylor.

August 28, 2007 at 4:11:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Faith said...

Chick needs a sammich, dammit.

So, soo pretty, though. You're right about that.

Someone pointed out in the comments section of the last post that she came in third? Holy christ on toast...

August 28, 2007 at 5:19:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when you said you were "swamped with another day of work-work" what you meant was "I'm busy looking for half-naked blondes."

August 28, 2007 at 5:25:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't be jealous Brooke b/c this girl is hot.

August 28, 2007 at 6:36:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Airam said...

That was even worse. I'm assuming she didn't wake up in the studio? She knew she'd be on television again?? How are you shocked and overwhelmed ... was she not informed of the question/answer section of the pageant?

August 28, 2007 at 6:40:00 PM EDT  
Blogger sadielady said...

hey, don't make fun of us south carolinians, just because you people have maps out there in new york ... or is it up there in new york ... i don't know, but i do know we know more geography than those iraquianians ...

August 28, 2007 at 8:24:00 PM EDT  
Blogger sid said...

Hey! I just read the transcript to her answer as to why American's can't locate themselves on a map (the IT department has blocked the viewing of videos). We in South Africa so too have maps. Hell, I'm a freaking GIS technician (I make maps for a living).

August 29, 2007 at 1:00:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Bob said...

Just my guess, but I think she’s smart enough. God gives every species certain attributes for survival. For any species to continue certain basic needs must be met. She appears to be in outstanding health and will probably find willing partners to assist filling her basic needs and assist with procreation.

Hopefully she won’t decide to become a teacher or enter the medical field. She’d still survive but could leave casualties behind.

August 29, 2007 at 9:06:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous jimmyZ said...

Matt Lauer wants to nail her!

and so do I :(

August 29, 2007 at 10:22:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Arjewtino said...

Lauer was leaning forward at the beginning of the clip to hide his embarrassing erection. He apparently still knows how to make the move every teenage boy had to learn to hide our collective shame.

August 29, 2007 at 6:42:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she should just say its another case of Invasion of the Body Snatchers...stupid country girls.....makes me sick. Then again, shes an "American" lol

August 29, 2007 at 9:56:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Boo said...

I love how afterwards, she's completely unabashed by the whole thing....

August 30, 2007 at 1:11:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Les Miserable said...

You know I put a vid of this girl on YouTube. All I did was slow down the footage so she has a husky voice and called it "Miss Teen Tranny USA 2007 - South Carolina" and the bloody thing's had nearly 71,000 hits in four days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX30TMFaIys

But yeah...she's as thick as shit and the subsequent "Today" appearance did her no favours.


September 1, 2007 at 11:00:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Alison said...

Already LOL Cats has eloquently captured the moment.

September 18, 2007 at 12:54:00 AM EDT  

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