I had every intention of writing a post today. Unfortunately, yesterday I went to a wedding. I mean, it’s not unfortunate that two souls united themselves in the bond of holy matrimony; I mean it’s unfortunate that I ate, drank and danced so much that I am literally a shade of my normal self today. I’m having trouble processing even the simplest ideas. I’ve gone out of my way to avoid talking to people to the point that one time when I walked into the bathroom and saw two guys I knew in there I immediately walked into a stall and stood there until they left. Why I didn’t use the toilet while I was in the stall I’ll never know. I can only assume that my mind was focused on “hiding” and couldn’t comprehend multitasking.
But then I watched this video and was comforted by the fact that there is someone out there who knows how I feel.
Seriously, it’s like she’s having an aneurysm the entire time she’s talking.