Monday, August 27, 2007

U.S. Americans

I had every intention of writing a post today. Unfortunately, yesterday I went to a wedding. I mean, it’s not unfortunate that two souls united themselves in the bond of holy matrimony; I mean it’s unfortunate that I ate, drank and danced so much that I am literally a shade of my normal self today. I’m having trouble processing even the simplest ideas. I’ve gone out of my way to avoid talking to people to the point that one time when I walked into the bathroom and saw two guys I knew in there I immediately walked into a stall and stood there until they left. Why I didn’t use the toilet while I was in the stall I’ll never know. I can only assume that my mind was focused on “hiding” and couldn’t comprehend multitasking.

But then I watched this video and was comforted by the fact that there is someone out there who knows how I feel.

Seriously, it’s like she’s having an aneurysm the entire time she’s talking.


Blogger Faith said...

You bastard! I can't stop laughing at my desk! I hate you! I'm crying now...shit. (Thank you.)

How the hell did the South Africans come into play? And the Iraqis? W.T.F???

I thought they practiced for shit like that all their lives? Maybe she should have started younger, or something. Christ almighty...

August 27, 2007 at 5:31:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much to painful to watch.

August 27, 2007 at 6:16:00 PM EDT  
Blogger sleepyrn said...

Holy Shit.

No one - NO ONE can be that dumb. I don't care if she is blonde - no one should be that dumb and represent a state.

And let me just say, for the record. I live in SC but I am not FROM SC and I can most definitely locate the US on a map - and I don't even have one!

And let me reiterate (see if she can define that!): HOLY SHIT!

August 27, 2007 at 6:19:00 PM EDT  
Blogger (Tim Layne) the Homeless Blogger said...

Thanks Dan. I'm pretty sure I just got superAIDS.

August 27, 2007 at 8:45:00 PM EDT  
Blogger AMR said...

She needs to be in a cubicle.

August 27, 2007 at 9:11:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Airam said...

For a second it sounded like she was going to blame it on Osama. What did South Africa and Iraq have to do with it?

August 27, 2007 at 10:26:00 PM EDT  
Blogger dmbmeg said...

even deadspin took time out to write about this. It's bloody brilliant, and completely unintentional.

August 27, 2007 at 10:45:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Ki Two said...

That brings SC to a new low. Glad I won't be here too much longer.

August 27, 2007 at 10:58:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous sp said...


August 27, 2007 at 11:29:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Geeky Tai-Tai said...

I'm sure as hell glad that she isn't my daughter! I'd have to disown her. What an idiot!

August 28, 2007 at 1:28:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Audi said...

That was very sad. Funny but sad. I feel bad for her in a way. Africa and Iraq? Come on give me a break.

August 28, 2007 at 2:00:00 AM EDT  
Blogger DevilsHeaven said...

Did she even answer the question? I don't think she did.
Can SHE locate the US on a map?

August 28, 2007 at 9:01:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous You can call me, 'Sir' said...

I'd heard about the Miss Teen thing, but until I saw it, the impact was lost on me. You've opened my eyes to the horror that is the future of America. This is why the terrorists high-five each other at breakfast every morning.

August 28, 2007 at 10:02:00 AM EDT  
Blogger mindy said...

I'd like to point out that she didn't say "Iraq" - she said "THE Iraq". It's a totally different country. You U.S. Americans need to get a map so you know the difference!

August 28, 2007 at 10:04:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Sarah said...

come on now. its true. we, as americans, need to help africa and iraq, so that our nation can get maps. because, dont you know, havent you heard? our nation? most of our kids dont have maps.

we are a very hurting country.

geesh, america!

August 28, 2007 at 10:14:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Caitlyn said...

That was painful. Seriously, seriously painful.

August 28, 2007 at 10:23:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The truly horrifying part? She came in third in the overall contest.

August 28, 2007 at 11:24:00 AM EDT  
Blogger sadielady said...

actually, it's not so bad that she said "u.s. americans." it's less ego-centric than assuming that referring to yourself as an "american" lets everyone know you're from the u.s., as opposed to any other country in all of north or south or central america. so really, that particular part was quite smart of her.

uh, assuming she meant to make that point ... somethow i don't think she did ...

August 28, 2007 at 8:28:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Irina said...

no. way. this cannot be real. but it is. i have lost all faith in humanity

September 1, 2007 at 12:39:00 PM EDT  
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