Wednesday, October 31, 2007

You’re Gonna Make It After All

Rentokil's RADAR Mousetrap Has LASER BEAMS And James Bond SMS Alert Technology

“Like something out of James Bond's Q's laboratory, the high-tech Rodent Activated Detention and Riddance Unit (Radar unit, for us civvies), uses infrared beams and carbon dioxide to catch, and then gas the mice dead within 45 seconds. That's not all though, as when the little critter has floated off to mouse-heaven, a text message is sent to the homeowner's mobile, alerting them to the corpse residing in the unit.”


16 Comments:

Blogger Rock It said...

hilarious...i love how you use the Chase commercial to reflect killing your mouse.

oh, if i had a mouse problem i would definitely get that for myself.

October 31, 2007 at 5:49:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Manda said...

How wonderfully morbid on a day like today. What would be even more special is if the device malfunctioned, and ended up leaking the potent gas in the home and then sending the notification text to the owners: "U R DED"

October 31, 2007 at 7:11:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Tessa said...

Well I know what I'm getting everyone for Christmas.

October 31, 2007 at 7:28:00 PM EDT  
Blogger andebobandy said...

how fat is that mouse? and why would the mouse go in there anyway?

it reminds me of that scanner in total recall.

October 31, 2007 at 7:33:00 PM EDT  
Blogger SAILOR MOON said...

i think this will help Home Improvement Ninja and his rat problem hahah

October 31, 2007 at 10:09:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan

I fantasize that you are my personal Jim Halpert.

P.S.
All the other office gays should identify themselves or Dwight and I will do it for them.

November 1, 2007 at 1:40:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Cait said...

That's so sad! But so cool at the same time.

I confess, I use the "safe" mousetraps that don't kill mice. But that thing is so cool, it makes me want to kill them.

November 1, 2007 at 2:51:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Adeline said...

This post was totally lame and also very bad and also no good.

November 1, 2007 at 3:28:00 PM EDT  
Blogger R.E.H. said...

Man... now we're gonna need some high-tech mouse traps as well.

Cool! :) Yet a little morbid, isn't it?

November 1, 2007 at 5:39:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck off, adeline.

November 2, 2007 at 9:45:00 AM EDT  
Blogger birdie said...

You know, I'm normally a no-kill kind of person- but only because I don't like the death-screams coming from the mouths of mice. I once spraid a crazy rat with bug killer, because I theorized that rats were like giant pests, so if you increase the amount of bug killer in proportion to the size of a rat, it would die. It did not die. But it was seriously pissed off. And possibly blind.

November 2, 2007 at 2:10:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous bird shit said...

lol my mom has on of those..

November 2, 2007 at 2:45:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Nobody texts me these days. I'd take a dead rat post . . .

November 3, 2007 at 5:55:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Jenni said...

Is this PETA approved?

November 5, 2007 at 11:39:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looks like a toner cartridge.

December 10, 2007 at 12:12:00 PM EST  
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