Monday, January 7, 2008

Five Minutes In The Boardroom With The Producers Of Live Free Or Die Hard

[Director shows clip]

Director: “So, what do you think? Pretty cool, huh? Never seen THAT before in an action movie.”
Producer: “That’s great Len. Really, very exciting stuff. But it was kind of like, you know, it was over too quickly. I think I only counted what, one big boom?” [Motioning to assistant producer] “Am I right?”
Assistant Producer: “That’s correct – just the one.”
Producer: “I think we need something with more big booms. Don’t get me wrong; this is good. We should keep this. But let’s really focus on adding big booms in the next one.”
Director: “But a car . . . took out a helicopter. How much bigger can you get?”
Producer: “Oh, I don’t know. That’s not my job. But off the top of my head, I think of trains. Trains are sometimes hundreds of cars long. Oh, and dinosaurs! Can we have a train fight a dinosaur?”
Assistant Producer: “Dinosaurs don’t exist, sir.”
Producer: “Right . . . Well, I’m sure you’ll come up with something.”


[Director turns on lights in boardroom]

Producer: “Now that’s what I’m talking about! I counted at least three, four, FIVE big booms even!”
Assistant Producer: “Six actually, sir.”
Producer: “Six! This is perfect!”
Director: “This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever filmed.”
Producer: [not listening] “Just curious, were you able to find out any more about those dinosaurs?”


Blogger -J said...

When he was interviewed on The Daily Show, Bruce Willis said that a more appropriate title for the movie would have been, "Just Can't Kill Him." And I couldn't help but think as I watched the flick that he was absolutely right.

January 7, 2008 at 4:40:00 PM EST  
Blogger Native Minnow said...

I fell asleep in that movie. I'm not sure if that reflects poorly on the movie, or me.

January 7, 2008 at 8:13:00 PM EST  
Blogger sid said...

LOL! Yeah I watched that movie too. Guess they just really wanted to live up to the title of the movie.

January 8, 2008 at 12:28:00 AM EST  
Anonymous You can call me, 'Sir' said...

I haven't seen the movie, but the second clip was so ridiculously awful that I just had a seizure.

January 8, 2008 at 8:58:00 AM EST  
Blogger Girodet said...

I was embarrassed to say I enjoy the flick and I really got a kick out of the over the top action sequences. It definitely gave into its popcorn movie nature. Pure unadulterated action. Plus, I’m sorry, Willis is just funny.

January 9, 2008 at 12:27:00 PM EST  
Blogger Dan said...

Make no mistake: I loved every second of the movie. It's just I think dinosaurs are underused in action movies.

January 9, 2008 at 12:44:00 PM EST  
Blogger Chris said...

"Can we have a train fight a dinosaur?"

I can't take you anymore.

January 9, 2008 at 1:40:00 PM EST  
Anonymous k. said...


January 10, 2008 at 6:26:00 PM EST  
Anonymous eve said...

Wait - you just happened to be in Puppy's email account? Hmm...

January 17, 2008 at 2:59:00 PM EST  
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