Monday, January 7, 2008

Five Minutes In The Boardroom With The Producers Of Live Free Or Die Hard

[Director shows clip]

Director: “So, what do you think? Pretty cool, huh? Never seen THAT before in an action movie.”
Producer: “That’s great Len. Really, very exciting stuff. But it was kind of like, you know, it was over too quickly. I think I only counted what, one big boom?” [Motioning to assistant producer] “Am I right?”
Assistant Producer: “That’s correct – just the one.”
Producer: “I think we need something with more big booms. Don’t get me wrong; this is good. We should keep this. But let’s really focus on adding big booms in the next one.”
Director: “But a car . . . took out a helicopter. How much bigger can you get?”
Producer: “Oh, I don’t know. That’s not my job. But off the top of my head, I think of trains. Trains are sometimes hundreds of cars long. Oh, and dinosaurs! Can we have a train fight a dinosaur?”
Assistant Producer: “Dinosaurs don’t exist, sir.”
Producer: “Right . . . Well, I’m sure you’ll come up with something.”

_______________________________________

[Director turns on lights in boardroom]

Producer: “Now that’s what I’m talking about! I counted at least three, four, FIVE big booms even!”
Assistant Producer: “Six actually, sir.”
Producer: “Six! This is perfect!”
Director: “This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever filmed.”
Producer: [not listening] “Just curious, were you able to find out any more about those dinosaurs?”

10 Comments:

Blogger -J said...

When he was interviewed on The Daily Show, Bruce Willis said that a more appropriate title for the movie would have been, "Just Can't Kill Him." And I couldn't help but think as I watched the flick that he was absolutely right.

January 7, 2008 at 4:40:00 PM EST  
Blogger Native Minnow said...

I fell asleep in that movie. I'm not sure if that reflects poorly on the movie, or me.

January 7, 2008 at 8:13:00 PM EST  
Blogger sid said...

LOL! Yeah I watched that movie too. Guess they just really wanted to live up to the title of the movie.

January 8, 2008 at 12:28:00 AM EST  
Anonymous You can call me, 'Sir' said...

I haven't seen the movie, but the second clip was so ridiculously awful that I just had a seizure.

January 8, 2008 at 8:58:00 AM EST  
Blogger Girodet said...

I was embarrassed to say I enjoy the flick and I really got a kick out of the over the top action sequences. It definitely gave into its popcorn movie nature. Pure unadulterated action. Plus, I’m sorry, Willis is just funny.

January 9, 2008 at 12:27:00 PM EST  
Blogger Dan said...

Make no mistake: I loved every second of the movie. It's just I think dinosaurs are underused in action movies.

January 9, 2008 at 12:44:00 PM EST  
Blogger Chris said...

"Can we have a train fight a dinosaur?"

I can't take you anymore.

January 9, 2008 at 1:40:00 PM EST  
Anonymous k. said...

DINOSAURS.

January 10, 2008 at 6:26:00 PM EST  
Anonymous eve said...

Wait - you just happened to be in Puppy's email account? Hmm...

January 17, 2008 at 2:59:00 PM EST  
Blogger sexy said...

情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,情趣,按摩棒,跳蛋,充氣娃娃,情境坊歡愉用品,情趣用品,情人節禮物,情惑用品性易購,A片,視訊聊天室,視訊,視訊聊天,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,聊天室,UT聊天室,免費視訊,視訊交友,免費視訊聊天室

免費A片,AV女優,美女視訊,情色交友,免費AV,色情網站,辣妹視訊,美女交友,色情影片,成人影片,成人網站,A片,H漫,18成人,成人圖片,成人漫畫,情色網,日本A片,免費A片下載,性愛

A片,色情,成人,做愛,情色文學,A片下載,色情遊戲,色情影片,色情聊天室,情色電影,免費視訊,免費視訊聊天,免費視訊聊天室,一葉情貼圖片區,情色,情色視訊,免費成人影片,視訊交友,視訊聊天,視訊聊天室,言情小說,愛情小說,AIO,AV片,A漫,av dvd,聊天室,自拍,情色論壇,視訊美女,AV成人網,色情A片,SEX

情趣用品,A片,免費A片,AV女優,美女視訊,情色交友,色情網站,免費AV,辣妹視訊,美女交友,色情影片,成人網站,H漫,18成人,成人圖片,成人漫畫,成人影片,情色網


情趣用品,A片,免費A片,日本A片,A片下載,線上A片,成人電影,嘟嘟成人網,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,微風成人區,成人文章,成人影城,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,臺灣情色網,色情,情色電影,色情遊戲,嘟嘟情人色網,麗的色遊戲,情色論壇,色情網站,一葉情貼圖片區,做愛,性愛,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊聊天室,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,美女交友,做愛影片

av,情趣用品,a片,成人電影,微風成人,嘟嘟成人網,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,成人文章,成人影城,愛情公寓,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,色情,寄情築園小遊戲,情色電影,aio,av女優,AV,免費A片,日本a片,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,聊天室,美女交友,成人光碟

情趣用品.A片,情色,情色貼圖,色情聊天室,情色視訊,情色文學,色情小說,情色小說,色情,寄情築園小遊戲,情色電影,色情遊戲,色情網站,聊天室,ut聊天室,豆豆聊天室,美女視訊,辣妹視訊,視訊聊天室,視訊交友網,免費視訊聊天,免費A片,日本a片,a片下載,線上a片,av女優,av,成人電影,成人,成人貼圖,成人交友,成人圖片,18成人,成人小說,成人圖片區,成人文章,成人影城,成人網站,自拍,尋夢園聊天室

December 11, 2008 at 2:38:00 AM EST  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home