Sunday, January 27, 2008

Looking Over The Photos Of The “Updated” Miss America Pageant

Brooke: "Oh, look how updated they are! So modern, in their Talberts jeans! I mean, I used to love the Miss America pageant when I was little. This is what it’s come to?"

Me: "Wait, did you just call it Talberts?"

Brooke: "Yeah. Talberts. Where poor people shop."

Dan: "You mean Talbots?"

Brooke: "Whatever. I'm Jewish."


Anonymous k. said...

hahahaha talbot's jeans

January 27, 2008 at 2:19:00 AM EST  
Anonymous monquito said...

And by poor people, do you mean rich old ladies? Or is New York the opposite of Newport (RI)?

January 27, 2008 at 9:15:00 AM EST  
Blogger Meow said...

ahahaha... i have a friend who does this. "be jewish" i mean.

January 27, 2008 at 10:19:00 AM EST  
Anonymous anna said...

Yeah, I was also wondering if your version of Talbot's is different from ours - I'm no fan of it, but poor people certainly could not shop there!

January 27, 2008 at 12:52:00 PM EST  
Blogger Anouk said...

Talbots is really for Congregationalists, not poor people, in my experience.

January 27, 2008 at 5:37:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Mon said...

Stop picking on my fellow JAP (Jewish American Princess).

January 27, 2008 at 9:11:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are all JAPs that obnoxious?

January 27, 2008 at 11:08:00 PM EST  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I'm with Monquito, Talbots are for rich, old people. Either this girl made a mistake or she's richer than shit.

In a completely unrelated matter, have you ever heard Jewish Princess by Frank Zappa?

January 28, 2008 at 2:33:00 AM EST  
Anonymous You can call me, 'Sir' said...

Oh, sure. I'll bet that's her excuse for everything.

January 28, 2008 at 9:25:00 AM EST  
Blogger Camels & Chocolate said...

Hahahaha. I'm majorly impressed you were familiar with Talbot's and she wasn't - are we sure you're straight? =) (kidding)

January 28, 2008 at 2:49:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give us a REAL post, won't you? Like, one involving Puppy.

January 28, 2008 at 5:17:00 PM EST  
Blogger Chris said...

Is no one going to point out the fact that those women look like a bunch of moms at PTA dress rehearsal for a performance of "She Works Hard for the Money?"

No? Just me. Okay, then.

January 28, 2008 at 10:15:00 PM EST  
Blogger Maursupial said...

What they've done by "revamping" Miss America is take out all of the ironic deliciousness it usually provides and leaves us with a bunch of women in mom jeans.

January 29, 2008 at 3:32:00 PM EST  
Blogger Rev. Timothy Jack Layne said...

i just wanted to say: you almost always find a way to keep me from killing myself. almost.

January 30, 2008 at 9:01:00 PM EST  

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