Brooke: "Oh, look how updated they are! So modern, in their Talberts jeans! I mean, I used to love the Miss America pageant when I was little. This is what it’s come to?"
Me: "Wait, did you just call it Talberts?"
Brooke: "Yeah. Talberts. Where poor people shop."
Dan: "You mean Talbots?"
Brooke: "Whatever. I'm Jewish."