I'm a blogger past his prime who considers witnessing the miracle of childbirth to be the only thing scarier than the prospect of writing a book. Somehow, I am engaged.
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Everything Is Wrong with Me: A Memoir of an American Childhood Gone, Well, Wrong, by Jason Mulgrew
I promise that one of these days I will write a book. Well, promise is a strong word. But until that day (probably) comes, you can tide yourself over reading this blog-turned-book. Then when the day comes that some reviewer writes, "Daniel Murphy's new book is just like Jason Mulgrew's only without the good parts" you can be like, "Hey, I know what he's talking about."
The Bachelorette, ABC, 8:00 Mondays
You guys, I don't know if I can do it. There's a "Tattoo Count" on the guys' bio pages. And Ali is like Brittany Spears without the redeeming past. Can we really do this for ANOTHER season? Shouldn't someone just be like, "We've done this 16 times! HERE IS WHERE THE LOVE IS. You can stop looking for it now"? Ah, crap. There's a ukulele. Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in with their Indignity TreatsTM.
Adam Arcuragi, I Am Become Joy
“Bottom of the River”
My little sister, who officially became cooler than me sometime around her thirteenth birthday, sent me this video. If this isn't what music is all about, I don't know what is. (Intercourse? Maybe intercourse.)
12 Comments:
Hilarious! There are two things that suck about Online College.
1. When IE eats your final exam, two questions before you're done.
2. Not actually meeting and knowing your classmates. For example, that hot chick? You won't see her, and she won't see you. You'll spend the term wondering if "Maggie" is hot or weighs 300 lbs and has bad acne.
I swear, you are HILARIOUS. I dont know what I would do if I wouldnt have stumbled across your blog
yeah, that left eye's definitely looking for some dick.
the right one, not so much.
yep. that's about right.
online schools are very cultish.
Where, exactly, do you see "large Boobs" ????
I'm sold. Where do I sign up?
She's pretty. When I look at that picture I feel funny inside. I'm guessing that she wouldn't be overly impressed by my online associate's degree in invertebrate taxidermy if I chatted her up in my favorite Lincoln Park bar. But she sure is pretty. She makes me go wowzers in my trousers.
C'mon. Next post! This girl isn't even hot anymore.
hahaha finally you bloggedddd. I'm happy now xD
Haha!
Have you similarly labelled a typical ad for online dating? Although I suppose the annotations would be much the same (large breasts, bottle blonde hair, looking for dick...).
loves it
That is funny! But kidding aside, online education saves you a lot of money and time. If you are serious enough, you will learn time management and good study habits. Online college is a great opportunity for those who really want to achieve their goal of success towards their career.
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