Tuesday, May 13, 2008

How To Sell Online College, or “Just Like Your Local College Girl, But Without The Commuting”

Online college


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious! There are two things that suck about Online College.

1. When IE eats your final exam, two questions before you're done.

2. Not actually meeting and knowing your classmates. For example, that hot chick? You won't see her, and she won't see you. You'll spend the term wondering if "Maggie" is hot or weighs 300 lbs and has bad acne.

May 13, 2008 at 1:57:00 PM EDT  
Blogger nycaboo said...

I swear, you are HILARIOUS. I dont know what I would do if I wouldnt have stumbled across your blog

May 13, 2008 at 5:07:00 PM EDT  
Blogger k. said...

yeah, that left eye's definitely looking for some dick.

the right one, not so much.

May 13, 2008 at 9:44:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Julie_Gong said...

yep. that's about right.

online schools are very cultish.

May 14, 2008 at 12:21:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous JLauren said...

Where, exactly, do you see "large Boobs" ????

May 14, 2008 at 4:14:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Native Minnow said...

I'm sold. Where do I sign up?

May 14, 2008 at 6:52:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Hector said...

She's pretty. When I look at that picture I feel funny inside. I'm guessing that she wouldn't be overly impressed by my online associate's degree in invertebrate taxidermy if I chatted her up in my favorite Lincoln Park bar. But she sure is pretty. She makes me go wowzers in my trousers.

May 15, 2008 at 1:11:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Lauren said...

C'mon. Next post! This girl isn't even hot anymore.

May 16, 2008 at 2:10:00 PM EDT  
Blogger elle&ry said...

hahaha finally you bloggedddd. I'm happy now xD

May 17, 2008 at 2:21:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Kathryn said...


Have you similarly labelled a typical ad for online dating? Although I suppose the annotations would be much the same (large breasts, bottle blonde hair, looking for dick...).

May 24, 2008 at 5:02:00 AM EDT  
Blogger classy & fabulous said...

loves it

May 30, 2008 at 10:41:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous online colleges and universities said...

That is funny! But kidding aside, online education saves you a lot of money and time. If you are serious enough, you will learn time management and good study habits. Online college is a great opportunity for those who really want to achieve their goal of success towards their career.

November 30, 2010 at 3:14:00 PM EST  

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