Thursday, June 26, 2008

Knock Knock Jokes That Never Caught On

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
(deep breathing)

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dan.
Dan who?
Murphy.

Knock Knock.
¿Quién es?
I.N.S.

Knock Knock.
Who is it?
Your ex-girlfriend.
My ex-girlfriend who?
You should get tested for herpes.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
. . . get it?
Sorry, I don’t know any Hugh.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
Can you show me your badges? There’s been a few robberies in the neighborhood.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
I’m your son.
Ah, shit.

12 Comments:

Anonymous That's What I said...

I don't get it.

June 26, 2008 at 2:52:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous knock-nullus said...

It's like you feel bad for neglecting us for so long so you keep posting back to back to try to make up for the neglect. Well you have a lot to learn about relationships, Mr. Murphy. It's all about quality - not quantity. This post is neither.

June 26, 2008 at 2:53:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Scott said...

I think you just got heckled.

(I laughed at some of them.)

June 26, 2008 at 3:05:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brooke
Brooke who?
Brooke will kick your ass if you don't back off.

June 26, 2008 at 3:46:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous anna said...

"quien es? INS" rhymes. That is awesome.

June 26, 2008 at 3:48:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My housemate says the 'Dan Murphy' one all the time... but it's not an homage to you, it's the name of our local Bottlo and she's announcing that she's brought home beer.
- Maddy

June 26, 2008 at 7:47:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never laughed so hard at your blog. That might be because I just drank a bottle of wine. I wish you could know how many times I had to correct my typing.

June 26, 2008 at 8:48:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Hector said...

Door related humor is pretty superb. I've always kinda wished that some of the other house holes could get their own niche in the humor universe. Doggy doors? C'mon, there's gotta be something there. Perhaps some chimney themed jokes? I don't really know, I'm just brainstorming here.

June 26, 2008 at 8:49:00 PM EDT  
Blogger PMJG said...

I like them because they work on so many levels. It's better than the one I learned yesterday.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Babies 'R' Us.
Babies 'R' Us who?
This is Babies 'R' Us calling to let you know that the crib you bought was just recalled because it might kill your baby, and getting a replacement is going to be a huge fucking hassle.

June 27, 2008 at 1:21:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Peter said...

That herpes one ruins a perfectly good day.

Every... single... time...

June 28, 2008 at 7:53:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think my absolute favourite knock knock joke is so terrible it's hilarious.

It goes a little somethin' like this...

A. Knock Knock.
B. Who's there?

A. Interrupting Cow.
B. Interruping c--
A. moooooooooooo!!

June 29, 2008 at 9:00:00 PM EDT  
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