One Of These Stories Is More Important Than The Other
HOW TO ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY*
SIPPY CUPGATE
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* For the record, if I uncovered the secret to cheating death, I would make it the only story on the entire page. And there would be a huge graphic of the grim reaper doubled over in pain with a sword made of hearts sticking out of his chest and the headline “DEATH DIES LONELY AND A VIRGIN.” Because fuck him.
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4 Comments
4 Comments:
To all you artsy types - we need a graphic made, STAT!
So it's totally the Suri story, right?
I'd need a bottle if I were the Spawn of Cruise, too. I'm sure that thing's filled with Hennessy.
FUCK DEATH INDEED... Bravo!
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