Thursday, October 9, 2008

John McCain Has a PTSD Whoopsy

JM: “Good men died that day. Steve from Plano, Malcolm from Montgomery, Darrel from Tuscaloosa. Best gunner I ever seen."

SP: “Don’tcha mean to talk about health care reform, senator?”

JM: “We were in the shit, Sarah! Gunning down rice patties. And that’s where we wanted to be.”

SP: “That’s right, you were mavericks!”

JM: (Snaps her neck.) “That was our code word for trouble.”


Blogger Dana said...

"PTSD Whoopsy" hhahaha!

October 9, 2008 at 2:56:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Sarah looked kind of fine in the background. She'd have PTSD by the time I was through with her. Huh?

October 9, 2008 at 9:11:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Straight Talk on McCain said...

Calling people at a rally "My fellow prisoners" might mean one of two things. One, he knows something we don't and plans to throw a lot of us in jail after he is elected. Or two, since he likes to constantly throw out that he was a POW, it's now becoming impossible for him to even know when to use it appropriately.

October 10, 2008 at 1:04:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous beikoku said...

Must have made a mess, gunning down those rice patties; the breadcrumbs, eggs and mince makes a real mess, let me tell ya!

A funny post ;)

October 10, 2008 at 10:50:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"My fellow prisoners"....sound communist to me...

October 11, 2008 at 9:13:00 AM EDT  
Blogger andebobandy said...

my great uncle used to make slips like that all the time. he also used to drink a fifth of evan williams, smoke a pack of chesterfields, and drive himself (pantsless) to the casino where he would often fall asleep at a slot machine.

October 11, 2008 at 3:11:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought you were homeless? Funny. NOT!

October 12, 2008 at 11:45:00 AM EDT  

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