Friday, November 21, 2008

The Conversation Between The Reporter And His Cameraman Right Before Starting This Interview With Sarah Palin

Reporter: “OK, Sarah just finished pardoning the turkey. What do you say we get a nice landscape shot in the background for the follow-up interview?”

Camera Guy: “I’m sorry, what did you say? I was totally distracted by that guy slaughtering turkeys.”

Reporter: “That’s nasty.”

Camera Guy: “Totally, we should put that in the background.”

Reporter: “She’ll never go for it.”

Camera Guy: “I don’t know, I think she might.”

Reporter: “She can’t be that dumb . . .”

Camera Guy: “$20 says she is.”

Reporter: “You’re on.”

(Interview ends.)

Reporter: “That $20 was my son’s allowance.”

Camera Guy: “Tell your son that’s what he gets for having a republican dad.”


Blogger Uncle Ebenezer said...

You're a master of Karate and Friendship.

Palin, on the other hand, is a moron. I hope that conversation between the reporter and cameraman really took place.

November 21, 2008 at 3:50:00 PM EST  
Blogger Faith said...

OMG, I can't even watch that whole thing.

FWIW, we're eating oso bucco at our house on Thanksgiving. Thank goodness that guy wasn't busying himself slaughtering baby cows, or you might've really fucked up my week, man!

November 21, 2008 at 4:08:00 PM EST  
Blogger jiggins said...

Ahahahaha... It's funny cuz it's true.

November 21, 2008 at 5:02:00 PM EST  
Blogger nyc said...

seriously could not take my eyes off the guy and the turkeys, hilarious

November 21, 2008 at 7:40:00 PM EST  
Blogger Meg said...

Stopped watching at 1:55 because I nearly threw up. Oh sweet jesus...that can't...but she...oh my god...*head explodes*

November 21, 2008 at 8:20:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What. The. Fuck!!??? I can't believe that is Sarah Palin and not Tina Fey! Seriously? I'm so happy to be Canadian!

Canadian Queen

November 22, 2008 at 2:08:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Victoria said...

Is that a Burberry scarf I see? Must be from her RNC wardrobe that she gave back.

November 22, 2008 at 11:35:00 AM EST  
Blogger LiLu said...

She's the Champion of the Sun!

November 22, 2008 at 3:13:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could there ever had been born a bigger moron. I'm going to giggle now for a week. That dude in the back sure liked his work. Ummmm turkey...

November 23, 2008 at 3:58:00 AM EST  
Blogger sid said...

Aaah couldn't watch video at work.

November 24, 2008 at 9:49:00 AM EST  
Blogger Faith said...

"Could there ever had been born a bigger moron."

Glad you're giggling, Anonymous 3:58, because your comment just made me wanna throw up more than it did to watch the turkeys being slaughtered.

November 25, 2008 at 12:55:00 PM EST  
Blogger Rachel Tamed said...

She is a thing of beauty.

Hope you are enjoying Choke - it is my favorite Chuck book.

December 5, 2008 at 5:37:00 PM EST  
Blogger Bex said...

What the fuck...?! Watching that clip feels like being in a trance - I couldn't take my eyes off of the dude with the turkeys.

He reminded me of what my 2 year old son would look like if I actually allowed him to put a sharp, wet, metal object into an electrical outlet. He'd keep looking over his shoulder like, "OK...I'm totally not kidding...I'm gonna stick it I go...."

December 9, 2008 at 4:35:00 PM EST  

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