Wednesday, December 31, 2008

The Best and Worst of Everything Else

Well, we hit a bit of a time crunch, so I didn’t get to address all the items I wanted (like R.I.P. transfats and the Slightest Touch orgasm maker). So we’ll finish off 2008 with a round up of some of the best and worst moment I’ve blogged about this year. It was hard choosing from the 25 or so posts I wrote (I know, I suck), but here it is – 2008 is all its awesome glory.

Best Argument for the Support of Dog Cloning
Best Day to Be Alive and Not Blind
Worst Attempt at Foreign Relations
Best Reason to Appreciate Not Working In An Office Anymore
Worst Prayer
Best Black President
Best Night to be Not Ugly and on a Reality TV Show
Worst Case for Brains Over Beauty
Best Reason to Hate General Tsao’s Shrimp
Best Example of Recycling
Worst Girlfriend Moment
Best Girlfriend Moment
Best Time Spent With an Armed Man in His Underwear
Best Decision of 2008

Happy New Year everyone. May 2009 bring you all the joy and prosperity that 2008 raped from you.

5 Comments:

Blogger The Former Bachelor said...

I'm completely with you on the Best Reason to not be in the office. Awesome. Happy New Year Dan!

January 1, 2009 at 1:06:00 PM EST  
Blogger Todd HellsKitchen said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

January 1, 2009 at 3:45:00 PM EST  
Blogger Greg said...

Ah, Dan-- we're just grateful for the 25 you did give us. Heck I only posted twice.

(Happy new year...)

January 1, 2009 at 10:49:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about brook's comment about jesus christ venereal disease movie comment? That didn't make the list?

January 5, 2009 at 1:32:00 AM EST  
Blogger Raven said...

I like how best and worst girl friend moment were the same.

January 5, 2009 at 4:55:00 PM EST  

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