In case anyone is wondering what not to buy me for a last minute holiday gift, this is it.*
Merry Christmas, everyone. May your day be filled with presents, egg nog, and satisfying bowel movements.
* I love Wikipedia’s bullet points about what these statues represent, especially this one: “The idea that God will manifest her/himself when s/he is ready, without regard for whether we human beings are ready or not.”
Shepherd: “Jacob, where were you? You missed it!”
Jacob: “I was over there pooping. What happened?”
Shepherd: “The savior of man was born!”
Jacob: “Wow! Huh, I guess I should have held it.”
Shepherd: “Probably, yeah.”