Friday, January 16, 2009

My, What a Deep Tan You Have, Ms. Blanchett

Like a old-man baby coming down the birth canal, Paramount is producing a second push for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button involving all new posters.

Everyone knows how much I love this movie, so I think it’s awesome. The only problem will be when the movie starts and everyone gets confused because they thought they were buying tickets to this:


Blogger Meg said...

That poster for Benjamin Button is more terrifying than I thought possible.

January 16, 2009 at 3:08:00 PM EST  
Blogger Not The Rockefellers said...

I just noticed the David Sedaris book cover. Weird how that would fit right over the baby's head in the poster.

January 16, 2009 at 9:14:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Pepper said...

Not to mention how terribly racist that poster is; just what we need, another reminder how much white slave owners enjoyed suckling the breasts of African-American women.

I am both appalled and shocked.

January 17, 2009 at 3:37:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, it's probably one of those things that is only racist to latent racists.

January 17, 2009 at 8:02:00 PM EST  
Blogger dimwitdave said...

I'd rather see Benjamin Button than some Michael Bay turd any day. And by turd I mean he swallowed yet another existing plot scenario (The Dark Half) and this excrement is what comes out the other end.

February 4, 2009 at 6:53:00 PM EST  

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