Monday, January 12, 2009

Ripped From the Headlines

I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that it’s every boy’s dream to one day end up in the society pages. To be included with those regal personages oozing glitz and glamour, to be privy, nay included in a world most rarely see let alone travel. A culture above such pedantic creations like paninis and the Oxygen network, where barons and celebrities co-mingle, raising funds for children and other ailments of society, or just blowing off steam after a hard day of sailing. These are the important people, the beautiful people, all festooned with baubles and smelling of brandy and expensive woods. You think, “If only some day I could have this sort of impact on the world. To have the money, the power, the influence to affect change – to be noticed and truly appreciated. Yes, if my moment ever arrives, I will be ready. I will embrace it, and I will let the world know that I, Daniel Murphy, grew up to be somebody.”


Blogger Scott said...

Are these from that non-sex-party you guys got creeped out at and ran away from?

January 12, 2009 at 3:10:00 PM EST  
Blogger Julie_Gong said...

was this before or after sailing?

January 12, 2009 at 3:48:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Moose said...

Since you're obviously in the know, can you tell me what the hell one is supposed to do with those shrimp tails? I think I ate one once because my default etiquette setting is HIDE THE EVIDENCE.

January 12, 2009 at 4:28:00 PM EST  
Blogger [mother] said...

And where did this "surf sampling" take place?

January 12, 2009 at 4:28:00 PM EST  
Blogger Not The Rockefellers said...

I hope you did not gore anybody with that skewer.

But if you did you could have scored TWO sections of the paper.

Something to think about.

Peace - Rene

January 12, 2009 at 6:09:00 PM EST  
Blogger Leezer said...

Well now you're going to have stalkers. You should probably start thinking about a security plan - dogs, fences, stuff like that.

January 12, 2009 at 6:36:00 PM EST  
Blogger Leezer said...

BTW, what are you drinking? It looks like a glass of peanut butter.

January 12, 2009 at 7:37:00 PM EST  
Blogger lacochran said...

Way to go! Not only are you the coolest person on the page but you got the Center shot! Sweet!

January 12, 2009 at 10:49:00 PM EST  
Blogger Bill From Gainesville said...

I am going to go rub some wood all over my body right now because although I never thought of it till your blog post, rich society page people do have a thing for extravagant wood....They dont just use carpet or even pergo they like stuff such as "cherry wood" and "Mahogany"

January 12, 2009 at 11:25:00 PM EST  
Blogger Bill From Gainesville said...

And I am not talking about the other type of "wood Rubbing"

January 12, 2009 at 11:26:00 PM EST  
Blogger Rosie&James said...

I like how everyone else is smiling for the camera and you're all "surf right into my mouth!"

January 13, 2009 at 12:57:00 AM EST  
OpenID yakpop313 said...

Long time, first time commenter. Now that you're on the society page I thought I'd say hey. I didn't realize that you were a celeb outside of this world but I've been ignorant about...stuff...before (I'm sure, at least).


Enjoy the blog!

- Jake in Denton, TX

January 13, 2009 at 1:30:00 AM EST  
Anonymous You can call me, 'Sir' said...

Whoa. Nice hat, Brooke. You have both style and panache.

Yeah, you look fine, too, Dan. Nice job keeping it together long enough for the photographer to snap the photo.

January 13, 2009 at 8:15:00 AM EST  
Blogger Phatchik said...

So, sampled the surf, huh? Alright.

January 13, 2009 at 10:03:00 AM EST  
Blogger SassyTwoSocks said...

Are you sure you were *serving* the shrimp at the party?

January 13, 2009 at 2:42:00 PM EST  
Blogger A Lil' Irish Lass said...

So how pissed off was Brooke that they cut her off in the photo? I would have been spitting.

January 13, 2009 at 4:12:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next step, Dan's Papers. (You just have to move back to NY.)

January 13, 2009 at 6:05:00 PM EST  
Blogger Heather said...

Why does Brooke (or her arm) look tan and Dan looks pasty? Was that one trip to NYC enough?

January 13, 2009 at 9:45:00 PM EST  
Blogger Native Minnow said...

Is this anything like Navin Johnson getting his name in the phonebook in The Jerk?

January 14, 2009 at 1:00:00 PM EST  
Blogger oxygen said...

Maybe 10 issues from that u'll be in the cover with an inside story.

Came across ur page thru a blog roll; have read several stuff from the archive and i'm loving the humor. Another addition to my regular reads

January 14, 2009 at 7:30:00 PM EST  
Blogger Sarah said...

I feel like Brooke is like Wilson from Home Improvement. She's always just slightly obstructed in every shot.

January 15, 2009 at 11:10:00 AM EST  
Blogger swampthing said...

dude, you just squandered 3 of your 15 minutes of fame on a tear-sheet. see you at the mink n mignon fundraiser.

January 16, 2009 at 9:49:00 AM EST  

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