Monday, February 2, 2009

Punch the Koala

It’s my new idiom for any stress relieving activity. Like last night, when Brooke and I laid in bed, surveying the many moving boxes* creating a fort-like structure around the room, I turned to Brooke and said, “Man I really gotta punch the koala.” She misunderstood, and we ended up having sex (which worked, too) but I remain intent on making this catch on.

* Oh yeah, we’re moving. Again. Apparently we were raised to believe that like sex-based relationships and uncured meats, apartments go stale after a year. More on this soon. Meanwhile, punch the koala, bitches.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have already used the phrase "punching the koala" to describe a specific activity that reduces stress but requires no assistance. this will catch on.

February 2, 2009 at 5:14:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Scottsdale Girl said...

hmm what is anonymous talking about?

*hair flip*

I will do my best to get this catch phrase caught in Scottsdale. SHould be hard to accomplish what with all the vapid whores that live here. Present company included.

February 2, 2009 at 5:18:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Scottsdale Girl said...

Should N'T - shouldn't be hard to accomplish.

Ugh I need vodka

February 2, 2009 at 5:19:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will do , Dan.

February 2, 2009 at 6:13:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The repeated scene of the woman screaming while driving was also great.

I felt kind of sorry for the koala.

February 2, 2009 at 6:42:00 PM EST  
Blogger FoggyDew said...

Great minds think alike:

February 2, 2009 at 10:39:00 PM EST  
Blogger Eric said...

Anonymous met masturbating. He/she calls masturbating "punching the koala".

I just wanted to clear that up for everyone.

February 3, 2009 at 1:51:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are such a great big Urge, Dan!

This had me laughing about how phrases can come to be!!

Canadian Queen

February 3, 2009 at 9:08:00 PM EST  
Blogger sid said...

But you're not moving states right? Just apartments?

February 4, 2009 at 6:11:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer the donkey punch, to punching the koala....

February 4, 2009 at 3:01:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you moving states? Are you coming back to NY??

February 6, 2009 at 11:44:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Dan,
I'm Higor from Brazil and I hadn't visited your blog in a while. I'm glad to see you just keep getting.
I'm a teacher in Brazil, and I promise I'll pass the "punch the koala" on, only I won't tell my students it doesn't actually exist!
Punch on!

February 6, 2009 at 5:16:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant getting BETTER above. :)

February 6, 2009 at 5:17:00 PM EST  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I'm all for punching harmless koala bears to relieve a little stress, but not ones in glasses. That's just cruel.

February 9, 2009 at 1:17:00 PM EST  
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im retarded

February 9, 2009 at 8:20:00 PM EST  

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