Wednesday, February 25, 2009

This Is What It Feels Like In Prison

I’m all for keeping the neighborhood clean, but I have to draw the line somewhere. And I draw the line at this poster.

(P.S. Imagine being hired to do the photo shoot for this?

“Okay, we’ve only got one shot here. We’re losing light quickly. Everyone be ready; I want to make certain we catch the poop dangling from the asshole.”

Oh, and you’re British.)

11 Comments:

Blogger Arielle said...

That poster makes me sad. Imagine being that dog and having that moment captured for all time.

February 25, 2009 at 12:33:00 PM EST  
Blogger ck said...

I think the dog really struck the right facial expression- pensive yet resigned.

February 25, 2009 at 3:23:00 PM EST  
Blogger Higor Cavalcante said...

Maybe the dog was trained to poop upon request.

"Ok, Scooby... Now!"

February 25, 2009 at 3:50:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Scottsdale Girl said...

My dog walks while it poops.

I guess I can scratch "Famous Poster Dog" off HIS "Bucket List"

February 25, 2009 at 3:57:00 PM EST  
Blogger sid said...

I can't view the poster but from your description I'm glad that I can't

February 26, 2009 at 5:45:00 AM EST  
Blogger headbang8 said...

Dan,

In his first book, Shock Value, John Waters describes shooting the last scene of Pink Flamingos. The character Babs Johnson (played by the late Divine in the role which made him famous) ate a dog turd to prove she was "the filthiest person alive".

Waters is, above all else, a most meticulous film-maker, and a stickler for authenticity. He insisted that the entire sequence contain no more than one shot, lest viewers assume they'd faked it with chocolate mousse, or something.

According to Waters, your imagined dialogue would ring true with anyone who ever waited for a dog to dump on film.

HB8

February 26, 2009 at 8:03:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Erin said...

My friend's dog will only poop when she's allowed to go behind a fern. This dog looks much more confident. He's almost working it.

February 26, 2009 at 3:52:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Kate said...

You have to admit though, the light is fantastic.

February 28, 2009 at 6:47:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This post sure makes me sad..

..because "be considerate OF your neighbors" is bad grammar.

Just saying.

March 1, 2009 at 2:45:00 AM EST  
Blogger harper & beatrix said...

i wish it looked photoshopped.

~beatrix

March 1, 2009 at 8:41:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I nearly peed myself! Love it!

March 24, 2009 at 10:46:00 PM EDT  

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