Because Brooke and I both work from home, making the most of our alone time is a key component to the relationship. So when Brooke goes out for a work meeting I go into full carpe diem man mode, a.k.a. SportsCenter mode, a.k.a. sometimes watching reruns of “One Tree Hill” on the Soap Network mode. (Don’t judge, Puppy likes them.)
So today, Brooke left around 12:30. I immediately cracked a beer, warmed up some leftover steak fajita, and sat down on the couch. I turned on SportsCenter and Puppy went into the bedroom, so then I put on “One Tree Hill” and he came back and jumped up on the couch with me. (Seriously, he loves Sophia Bush.)
Then right before I took my first bite of fajita, this commercial came on.
THAT GREEN?! Ladies, I love you and all of your womanly charms. But if you’ve got Sherwood Forest coming out of your hoo-ha, I think it’s safe to say that the time for screening kits of well past. Please go to a doctor and stop ruining my lunch.
P.S. This is what I get for watching the Soap Network.
P.P.S. What color on there isn’t a yeast infection?
P.P.S. Nevermind, I don’t want to know.