Friday, April 17, 2009

Happy Boob Day Eve Redux

I’m receiving reports from my Boob Czar in New York that with a classic bell jar weather pattern forming, tomorrow is shaping up to be Boob Day 2009 – and on the exact one-year anniversary of Boob Day 2008*. Someone call the Farmer’s Almanac, because you could time your crops by this, people!

So even though I’ll be enjoying the perks of Miami this weekend – massages, meals, cocktails and an endless parade of kinky sexual activities – I would trade it all ALL OF IT (except the kinky sex) for the chance to celebrate Boob Day with my fellow New Yorkers.

Gather round and let’s end with the Boob Day motto: Boob Day, give us the grace to accept the cleavage that is on full display, the courage to stare at the cleavage that isn’t, and the wisdom to not really notice the difference. Hip hip hooray for Boob Day. Good talk.

* Ladies, I would like to apologize for the fact that there is no complementary holiday for women, but I can’t because the idea of Penis Day or, God help us, Sack Day sounds more like the plot of a C-grade outer space horror film than a celebratory occasion. Besides, boobs are fun for everyone. Stop being selfish and accept it.

SEXY UPDATE: My Boob Czar notes that low temperatures could make for nippy nights. My Boob Czar is total ZING.


Blogger Greta said...

Boobs are fun for everyone. You're totally right there, Dan.

April 17, 2009 at 11:52:00 AM EDT  
Blogger danielle970 said...

In an effort to make sure every borough meets its quota of Boob Day participants, I'll be sure to wear the most low-cut shirt I own tomorrow as I walk the streets of Queens. And by that, I mean I'll probably just take a stroll down Steinway in Astoria and call it a day. That counts, right?

April 17, 2009 at 11:59:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous heidikins said...

We (manfriends included) actually celebrate Penis Awareness Month. It is every December and there are blue ribbons involved, although not necessarily for First Place. :o)


(Long time reader, first time commenter)

April 17, 2009 at 1:55:00 PM EDT  
Blogger edder said...

Boob Day sounds like a total blast -- we have a similar awakening here in Toronto -- but it comes with a price: men & women with gnarled toes and yellow nails who insist on wearing flip flops and open-toe sandals until September.

Not cool, Ugly Feet People. Not cool.

April 17, 2009 at 3:19:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Anjum (barsaat) said...

hahaha! i was in central park yesterday and yes, it was definitely Boob Day.

April 19, 2009 at 10:06:00 PM EDT  
Blogger sid said...

In South Africa we actually celebrate National Cleavage Day. It was on 3 April this year. It's a campaign that was started by Wonderbra and is one that I fully support (=

April 20, 2009 at 6:05:00 AM EDT  
Blogger [mother] said...

Thank you sooooo much for the Pearl Jam song. It's been a long time.

April 20, 2009 at 10:36:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Chris said...

I'm in Utah. People camouflage their boobs here. Mine are gone after three kids. Hope you enjoyed your special day.

April 21, 2009 at 10:53:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Reasonable Snob said...

I was actually in New York on Friday and thought of last year's post as we walked along 5th Ave. I nearly turned to my bf and said,"Dude, it's totally Boob Day Eve!"..but then I remembered that he has a real job where he can't read blogs; and I would just sound like a perv. Which, in restrospect, I realize he might have enjoyed anyway.

April 21, 2009 at 1:32:00 PM EDT  

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