Friday, July 24, 2009

This Guy Is a Crappy Teacher*

Seems easy enough.

Um, refund please! My wolf training video is broken.

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* Alternate title: A “Howl To” Video. (What, I couldn’t just leave that one on the sidewalk to die.)

16 Comments:

Blogger pnp said...

i adore the look of utter disdain on Puppy's face. like he should be speaking in a snooty british accent. "i shant ever humiliate myself by performing such antics. fool."

July 24, 2009 at 3:02:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Megan said...

Puppy is trying to look ANYWHERE else but right at you. Get your money back quick!

July 24, 2009 at 3:03:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Red said...

First off you might want to trade in puppy for an actual wolf pup for that little exercise to work. No, no, let me retract that. First off, the glaring fact that your pup declares through unmistakable facial cues that you have lost your mind clarifies that your money was ill-spent. I don't know why though. Accuse me of species-ism (not a word but this is hardly an intellectual discourse)but aren't all canines essentially the same? I was hopeful for your efforts but it was just not meant to be. I think your dog just didn't want to "play ball".

July 24, 2009 at 3:33:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Arundhati said...

I would like a video about teaching my puppy NOT to howl. Though adorable, howling is not particularly neighbor-friendly.

July 24, 2009 at 3:41:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Toni said...

I've found, with my Shih Tzu (who, BTW is yours' long lost sister - they look identical), that adding lyrics to my howling gets her to chime right in.

July 24, 2009 at 5:20:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Charlotte said...

Puppy appears to not appreciate your breath in his face.

July 24, 2009 at 7:13:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Sarah said...

Adorable! Also, "I loved A Fraction of the Whole," especially the Towering Inferno.

July 24, 2009 at 8:27:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Eve said...

I love that wolf pup video. That guy has his own show on Discovery, and he's a wackjob, as is his girlfriend.

Try it with a husky or wolf and they'll be howling right along with you. Who knows? It might make Puppy jealous though.

July 25, 2009 at 2:12:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Tessa said...

Puppy is so smug

July 25, 2009 at 2:56:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Soap said...

Puppy is probably frightened because you sound like a DYING wolf.

But A+ for effort.

July 25, 2009 at 9:04:00 AM EDT  
Blogger Mo said...

Puppy may not have learned to howl thanks to the video and your efforts but my own dogs did perk up and proceeded to do that head turn look of confusion thing.

July 25, 2009 at 6:48:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous [older] sister said...

Is this another example of why you should not have children?

July 25, 2009 at 7:31:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Kristine said...

Dude, my cats freaked the fuck out during both videos, so clearly you had the technique down. Freaking Puppy. I mean, my cats. Freaking cats.

July 25, 2009 at 8:03:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Erratic said...

My dog totally howled when I was watching both videos...so...either my dog is secretly in love with you and wolfman, or Puppy is just not on board. He also tried to chew on the corner of my laptop...so, maybe, we should not judge the success/failure on him.

July 25, 2009 at 11:42:00 PM EDT  
Blogger Liberal Banana said...

If you want to teach Puppy how to make noise like his ancestors, it should've sounded something like this: "Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip!"

July 27, 2009 at 8:56:00 AM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha that was awesome. Maybe Puppy is a little to old to be trained now?!

July 27, 2009 at 12:26:00 PM EDT  

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