Holy shit! Literally.
Listen, I get it. It's the summer. Down time. Everyone's on vacation. News is hard to come by. The State Fair closed up last week and since the economy crashed no one has money to drink and drive. And the heat! Even murderers are waiting for the humidity to subside before getting back to work. Slow times at Ridgemont High. I get it.
But if you're going to cover the holy broom story, at least cover it right.