"I like to Sea-Doo."
- Jenny K., August 21, 2004, before the appetizer even arrived.
(Share yours in the comments. Best one gets posted so everyone can pity you.)
"I want to take you home to meet my parents."
- While making out on first date.
"But I've been thinking about you all week!"
- On our second date when I told him I wasn't going to be having sex with him.
"I actually have 3 kids, not 2 like I said before."
- (No context necessary.)
Natasha, from everyone here at [redacted] I would just like to say that you deserve better than a guy who loses track of how many kids he has. Good luck!